Author Archives: TheSexYogi

Naked Ass Twerking is the reason why we don’t live in an Ice Age anymore

Jazmin Offarrel is an author who mostly write 18+ books and blogs. She believes the Middle-East used to be the most developed and civilised region during the Ice Age as it wasn’t as cold as the rest of the world and people felt on ease to work and develop things there. She also believes that it used to be the most densely populated region back in the day.

Jazmin Offarrel has been talking dirty to her husband’s boss almost every night lately and in return, her husband got a promotion at the job. She also sent her husband’s boss some naked ass twerking videos of herself and he loved it.

Jazmin is the one who started YouTube’s first English language sex podcast when YouTube wasn’t even a household name and the rules regarding sexuality there were very strict as well. She shut her channel down only after a couple of weeks because she scared that her voice could be recognised by some near and dear one and she didn’t want that to happen at any cost.

Jazmin’s husband – Rodrigo, lost his virginity to his BBW Indian teacher and he is so proud of this fact that he goes on telling this to almost every adult he meets.

Rodrigo regularly hires strippers in the presence of Jazmin. He mostly hires MILFs and GILFs as he has a fetish for them. He says that he loves it when a 40+ year old voluptuous woman strips in the flesh for him and his wife watches them both like a cuck.

Jazmin claims to have ghostwritten several books on the subject of sex including some of the most popular ones.

Jazmin believes that happy sex life is the foremost reason behind every happy and prosperous society and she says that she mentioned this on at least half the books that she ever wrote apart from her sex blog.

Jazmin loves being slapped while having sex including when giving a Blowjob.

More women than ever before are going for an open marriage to enjoy big cock blowjobs

“There are always a few whores,

Without whom the sex becomes such a bore,

On every shore,

Such whores are always ready for more.”

I recently completed reading the Hindu Vedas and Upanishads and I must say they are a hilarious texts. Reading those I have concluded that during the ancient and prehistoric era, the Vedic Indian people believed that sex in the missionary position was considered to bring bad luck and that’s in the genes of the descendants of the Vedic Indian women till date; The Indian women don’t like sex in the missionary position, they rather mostly prefer the cowgirl position as is shown in some of the Bengali movies as well.

I have a male cousin who is a sex blogger. He is married with the same woman for the past 26 years and he brags that no couple has so creative sex as himself and his wife do. He claims that no single sex session between them has been boring in their last 26 years of marriage; It is always as fresh and adventurous as they had for the first time together.

I recently met an author married couple that had an open marriage. The couple writes books together in the day but fuck with other men and women in the night. The wife likes big cock blowjob more than anything else. Her husband has an average sized one. He is generally the last one to fuck her but not the least. The only pity is that he cannot last very long.

The author husband recently saw the Indian actress Rinku Ghosh and says that he never fell into such an infatuation before.

Meet Sexy Random Zoomers from across the Globe

In our endeavour to fuck as many women as possible and enjoy the best that this planet has to offer, we go to hookers, tinder and other similar apps, but I personally believe that watching your favorite porno and jerking off using a sexually stimulating gel, oil or lubricant provides as much pleasure if not more and there is no risk of getting STDs, etc.

William Overstreet recently launched an online magazine with nothing but sexual poetry and paintings.

William says that he further has a great idea to make watching live shooting of porn movies public. He says that he will make proper arrangements so that the voyeurs/audience will be able to jerk off without seeing each other. He adds that is very complicated and going to cost a lot. He claims to be in talks with the financiers and some politicians as well to make this idea of his a reality.

William travelled almost all of Indian Subcontinent for sex. He loved those busty and tall Sri Lankan MILFs more than anyone else. He really loves to meet sexy women more than anything else he does.

William met his wife through FaceBook. Both husband and wife believe chest-to-chest, lips-to-lips and hips-to-hips is the best mantra for a happy sex life.

William and his wife both prefer sweaty sex. They turn off fans, Air Conditioner in the summers and put on the heater in their bedroom during winters and like to refer to their sexual sessions as hot wars.

William claims that meditation increases libido and improves the quality of erections.

William studied Hinduism thoroughly. He jokes that arguably the greatest Hindu God – Shiva, can milk 4 women at a time.

Musician husband always knows when the wife is going to have the next menstrual period

Myles Davidson is a sex freak and blogger, who apart from making love, also makes English sex songs. He writes, compose and sings his songs, all by himself. He recently gained popularity all across the world, mainly in the USA and Japan. Many of the Japanese listeners write in the comment section of his songs that although they don’t understand the language, but they still listen with the help of a translator.

Myles claims that drinking green tea increases libido while spearmint tea has no positive or negative effect on your libido, but he surprises everyone when he claims that drinking normal tea reduces the libido of a man.

Myles believes that we are living in the end times, the end times of sexual repression. He believes that soon enough, the world will all be sexually liberated.

Myles claims that bathing with hot water a lot back in 2013, reduced his libido a lot; To an extent that he couldn’t maintain an erection for over 2 minutes.

Myles writes on his blog that he loves his wife because she loves to drain his pipes. He writes that they both love to watch each other fucking other men or women. She once got drilled by 10 men all alone at once while Myles jerked himself off watching her getting banged by those huge dongs.

Myles’s wife dropships sex toys and other adult products at a 40% profit. Myles writes on his blog that she makes more profits than most wholesalers of the adult products in the country this way.

Myles writes on his blog that his wife always has periods during the full moon days and it has done nothing but good to Myles as he is already aware of when she is going to have one. He always books a Goa masseuse in advance before the full moon night and enjoys her services right in front of his wife.