Aspiring Politician Hates China-Made Condoms And Loves Korean Made Porn

There is more than one thousand ways of telling a person’s sexual orientation, without them telling it to you.

Endrik Mand

Endrik Mand from Kent, England, is a Sex Blogger and Aspiring Politician, who writes saying that if we test less people for the COVID-19, we will have less cases is like saying that if we fuck less women, we will have less babies or need less contraceptives.

Never use a Made-in-China condom if you are really serious about the birth control.

Endrik Mand

Endrik wrote the above statement on his blog after he accidentally became a father and has been paying an alumni ever since. He started hating the Chinese porn so much that he decided to replace it with Korean Porn Movie. He writes that he is now both against the China-Made condoms and pussies.

You first need to gift her boxes of chocolates before you can gift her a box of contraceptive pills.

Endrik Mand

Endrik believes asexuality is a mental disorder which has nothing to do with the genitals.

Endrik writes the governments should do something to replace the feminine sounding surnames like Tracy, Stacy, etc. He claims a classmate of his committed suicide for getting bullied a last name like that. He always used to get bullied for his surname ‘Stacy’, but things got worse when he started suffering with gynecomastia due to his steroid use. That’s when not only his classmates, but also a couple of evil teachers started to bully him.

The term ‘coom’ will completely replace the term ‘cum’ for ejaculation by 2027.

Endrik Mand

Endrik has been actively campaigning for the popularization of washing hands before males or females get to masturbate. He believes germs kill libido and other sexual aspects of both the genders like no other.

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