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Do you know one fact about this world? “Fucking is fucking underrated here.”

Tommie Darwin from Miami, Florida, is a wrestling freak who claims that Lee Flair and Ashley Flair used to fuck a lot and that’s the reason why she misses him so much.

Both of Tommie’s parents were astronauts. He says astronauts are the biggest swingers. They take tons of condoms with them and fuck like crazy all the time in space. The pilots get to have the least sex, in general.

Tommie’s father told him that Kalpana Chawla was having sex with Mike Anderson when the Space Shuttle Columbia crashed. Mike Anderson gave her the first BBC of her life and she got addicted to it.

Tommie guesses that Kalpana and Mike have turned into one single soul as they were making love in the space at the time of their death.

Tommie says that he only dates chicks with a baby face. He says it is his dream to fuck a GILF, MILF and a teen simultaneously in a foursome sex session. He says that he is scared that it will remain a dream as he hasn’t seen a woman over 35 with a baby face outside hentaibros.com

Tommie exercises his dick for at least 30 minutes a day and has been doing so for over 3 years now.

Tommie brags that he has done more research on sexual health than any other man or woman in the Florida province and it is his firm belief that exercising your dick for 30 minutes a day is the best thing you can do. He warns against going over 30 minutes.

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