Did I ever tell you that I lived in Palestine for a couple of years, where I dated this beautiful chick who looked very much like the Maha of LearnArabicwithMaha, who used to recite the Quran in Arabic but always moaned and whispered in English while I was fucking her.
This chick was really insatiable. The big beautiful butt of this Palestinian chick could give JLo’s butt a run for her money, especially when it was all naked. JLo’s butt is overrated anyway, I believe that almost as much as half of you would agree with me on this.
This Palestinian chick was also a professional wrestling lover, and a diehard Bret Hart fan. She used to wear nothing but pink and black just like Bret Hart did with his Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart gimmick. I recently saw her performing on one of the popular Free Sex Cams, where she was sucking the tiny dick of her current boyfriend, wearing black bra and pink panties. Most likely, she hasn’t got over Bret ‘the Hitman’ Hart yet.
She told me a couple of times that she wanted to marry me, but I knew that she didn’t really want to marry me, but rather get that ‘American citizenship’ and that’s the reason why denied her marriage proposal or stayed silent after hearing the same each time. Later, I cornered myself from her, even though I was a single man still living in Palestine and she was one great fuck, but I didn’t want any sort of trouble.
When I was in Palestine and dating her, not a single night went by when I didn’t have sex with her, even though I worked crazy hours.
Stephen Sauce from Baton Rouge, LA, is too proud of making over 15 different women unconscious due to his superfast fucking speed, what he refers to as “Kawasaki Ninja Mode Fucking”, something that you would normally see only in one of the bangbros free porn videos.
Stephen writes on his blog that he hates men’s bachelor parties because they generally don’t have women there.
Stephen’s most favorite hobby is fucking petite Chinese women on a table. He says his first ever girlfriend was a Chinese from the New York City. He would fuck her all the time and the first time he fucked her, it was on her own table and since then he has been hooked on it.
Stephen brags that he can easily tell a virgin when he sees one. He says it costs an engagement ring in general to have sex with one and that’s no big deal for someone like himself who makes 6 digits a month.
Stephen is glad that natural big breasts are again given more importance than big butts after big butts ruling the charts for decades.
Stephen has been married to the same woman for over a decade now. He claims regardless of how gorgeous your woman is and how beautifully she has been ageing, you can’t have sex with her with the same delight for more than a decade and it is a real pity.
Stephen and his wife both have athletic bodies and they both agree on the point that if you have a pretty athletic body, everything in sex is learnable.
Do you know one fact about this world? “Fucking is fucking underrated here.”
Tommie Darwin from Miami, Florida, is a wrestling freak who claims that Lee Flair and Ashley Flair used to fuck a lot and that’s the reason why she misses him so much.
Both of Tommie’s parents were astronauts. He says astronauts are the biggest swingers. They take tons of condoms with them and fuck like crazy all the time in space. The pilots get to have the least sex, in general.
Tommie’s father told him that Kalpana Chawla was having sex with Mike Anderson when the Space Shuttle Columbia crashed. Mike Anderson gave her the first BBC of her life and she got addicted to it.
Tommie guesses that Kalpana and Mike have turned into one single soul as they were making love in the space at the time of their death.
Tommie says that he only dates chicks with a baby face. He says it is his dream to fuck a GILF, MILF and a teen simultaneously in a foursome sex session. He says that he is scared that it will remain a dream as he hasn’t seen a woman over 35 with a baby face outside free hentai.
Tommie exercises his dick for at least 30 minutes a day and has been doing so for over 3 years now.
Tommie brags that he has done more research on sexual health than any other man or woman in the Florida province and it is his firm belief that exercising your dick for 30 minutes a day is the best thing you can do. He warns against going over 30 minutes.
Martin Lynch from Delray, Florida, is a sex-blogger, whose African-American Ex-Wife couldn’t stop calling him ‘daddy’ while her was inside her. The new one who is a Hispanic, cannot stop calling him ‘Papi’. The biggest surprise is that she doesn’t even speak Spanish. He believes that she got it from her ‘Mama’.
Martin claims that the owner of a Freelance website, which I won’t name here, wants to advertise escort services through his ‘Online Freelance’ platform but hasn’t been doing it due to the fear of legal authorities. The owner of that freelance website told this friend of Martin that there is tons of money to be advertising escort services since the notorious Backpage got banned.
Martin is a hardcore feminist. He believes that the more rights the women have, the more sexually attractive and interested in sex they tend to become. He gives the comparison of the Vintage and Modern Asian XXX Ladies to prove his case.
Martin recently donated US$25000 to the legendary pornstar – Traci Lords aka Nora Louise Kuzma for her incredible contribution to the porn industry. He believes that the industry will never produce a complete package like Nora Louise Kuzma ever again.
Martin writes that the attitude of a woman matters a lot more than the way she looks. He says that it goes equally for the virtual, real life and hentai women. He gives example of some figures to prove his case and he received both critical and positive comments for it.
Jazmin Offarrel is an author who mostly write 18+ books and blogs. She believes the Middle-East used to be the most developed and civilised region during the Ice Age as it wasn’t as cold as the rest of the world and people felt on ease to work and develop things there. She also believes that it used to be the most densely populated region back in the day.
Jazmin Offarrel has been talking dirty to her husband’s boss almost every night lately and in return, her husband got a promotion at the job. She also sent her husband’s boss some naked ass twerking videos of herself which she once performed on hot webcams.
Jazmin is the one who started YouTube’s first English language sex podcast when YouTube wasn’t even a household name and the rules regarding sexuality there were very strict as well. She shut her channel down only after a couple of weeks because she scared that her voice could be recognised by some near and dear one and she didn’t want that to happen at any cost.
Jazmin’s husband – Rodrigo, lost his virginity to his BBW Indian teacher and he is so proud of this fact that he goes on telling this to almost every adult he meets.
Rodrigo regularly hires strippers in the presence of Jazmin. He mostly hires MILFs and GILFs as he has a fetish for them. He says that he loves it when a 40+ year old voluptuous woman strips in the flesh for him and his wife watches them both like a cuck.
Jazmin claims to have ghostwritten several books on the subject of sex including some of the most popular ones.
Jazmin believes that happy sex life is the foremost reason behind every happy and prosperous society and she says that she mentioned this on at least half the books that she ever wrote apart from her sex blog.
Jazmin loves being slapped while having sex including when giving a Blowjob.
I recently completed reading the Hindu Vedas and Upanishads and I must say they are a hilarious texts. Reading those I have concluded that during the ancient and prehistoric era, the Vedic Indian people believed that sex in the missionary position was considered to bring bad luck and that’s in the genes of the descendants of the Vedic Indian women till date; The Indian women don’t like sex in the missionary position, they rather mostly prefer the cowgirl position as is shown in some of the Bengali movies as well.
I have a male cousin who is a sex blogger. He is married with the same woman for the past 26 years and he brags that no couple has so creative sex as himself and his wife do. He claims that no single sex session between them has been boring in their last 26 years of marriage; It is always as fresh and adventurous as they had for the first time together.
I recently met an author married couple that had an open marriage. The couple writes books together in the day but fuck with other men and women in the night. The wife likes big cock blowjob more than anything else. Her husband has an average sized one. He is generally the last one to fuck her but not the least. The only pity is that he cannot last very long.
The author husband recently saw the Indian actress Rinku Ghosh and says that he never fell into such an infatuation before.
In our endeavour to fuck as many women as possible and enjoy the best that this planet has to offer, we go to hookers, tinder and other similar apps, but I personally believe that watching your favorite porno and jerking off using a sexually stimulating gel, oil or lubricant provides as much pleasure if not more and there is no risk of getting STDs, etc.
William Overstreet recently launched an online magazine with nothing but sexual poetry and paintings.
William says that he further has a great idea to make watching live shooting of porn movies public. He says that he will make proper arrangements so that the voyeurs/audience will be able to jerk off without seeing each other. He adds that is very complicated and going to cost a lot. He claims to be in talks with the financiers and some politicians as well to make this idea of his a reality.
William travelled almost all of Indian Subcontinent for sex. He loved those busty and tall Sri Lankan MILFs more than anyone else. He really loves to meet sexy women more than anything else he does.
William met his wife through FaceBook. Both husband and wife believe chest-to-chest, lips-to-lips and hips-to-hips is the best mantra for a happy sex life.
William and his wife both prefer sweaty sex. They turn off fans, Air Conditioner in the summers and put on the heater in their bedroom during winters and like to refer to their sexual sessions as hot wars.
William claims that meditation increases libido and improves the quality of erections.
William studied Hinduism thoroughly. He jokes that arguably the greatest Hindu God – Shiva, can milk 4 women at a time.
Myles Davidson is a sex freak and blogger, who apart from making love, also makes English sex songs. He writes, compose and sings his songs, all by himself. He recently gained popularity all across the world, mainly in the USA and Japan. Many of the Japanese listeners write in the comment section of his songs that although they don’t understand the language, but they still listen with the help of a translator.
Myles claims that drinking green tea increases libido while spearmint tea has no positive or negative effect on your libido, but he surprises everyone when he claims that drinking normal tea reduces the libido of a man.
Myles believes that we are living in the end times, the end times of sexual repression. He believes that soon enough, the world will all be sexually liberated.
Myles claims that bathing with hot water a lot back in 2013, reduced his libido a lot; To an extent that he couldn’t maintain an erection for over 2 minutes.
Myles writes on his blog that he loves his wife because she loves to drain his pipes. He writes that they both love to watch each other fucking other men or women. She once got drilled by 10 men all alone at once while Myles jerked himself off watching her getting banged by those huge dongs.
Myles’s wife dropships sex toys and other adult products at a 40% profit. Myles writes on his blog that she makes more profits than most wholesalers of the adult products in the country this way.
Myles writes on his blog that his wife always has periods during the full moon days and it has done nothing but good to Myles as he is already aware of when she is going to have one. He always books a Goa masseuse in advance before the full moon night and enjoys her services right in front of his wife.